A poopy poem

I walked off the elevator and I gasped, what a shock,

The smell was so bad, worse then a smelly sock.

there was a river floating through the middle of the hall,

and right on top was a little doody ball.

I turned to the security guard and asked what was wrong,

He said the pipe was over flowing and "that all is dong".

Then with a second glance i started to shriek,

I realized from my room it did leak.

Baruch Hashem none of my stuff got too ruined,

Or else to YU i would have been sue-in.

Its now time to sleep and nothing else is doing

But the Rayach Nichoach really is quite soothing.