Things waiters won't tell our family:

PLEASE NOTE: Mindy, i couldn't think of something for you, so I'm sorry........

Batya- If you ask a waiter how many calories are in a particular dish, they won't tell you, even if they know. they will say "all that information is online.

Ta- If you make a big fuss about your soup not being hot enough they'll just take your spoon, and put it under really hot water, so it seems hot, but it's just as hot as wok tov's soup.

Ma- If your dessert says "homemade" it probably is, but from a bakery 3 miles away.

Chaim- If your on a date, and all of a sudden other servers come by to refill your water, or clear your plates, assume that they're listening.