Any Ideas

Does any one have any ideas for me and "cough cough" tomorrow? the pressure is starting to build as it gets colder and the options drop considerably. I say we just go to a bar and get wasted (any volunteers to be our designated driver). PLEASE HELP ME. comment any ideas. And i think im going to go with the tag cookbook for Chanukah to make sure she knows her role early on. just as a follow up Richard Joel said nothing, but he sounded so good saying it (on a scale of one to Obama how good of a speaker is he, i would give him a Rabbi Frand)