Special Guest Adam Schachar (please dont tell anyone from yeshiva)

So I go over to the chosson and kallah to say mazal tov. Tzvi smiles and says thank you so much for coming. I wish him mazal tov and tell him i have to give him a kiss from Moshe Chaim (he kisses everyone). As I'm saying Chaim he unexpectedly moves his cheek towards my lips. I BIT THE CHOSSON. Try hit with your hand, move your hand towards your mouth as you say chaim and your teeth graze your hand. I looked at his cheek afterwards and there were no teethmarks.

taking a poll do you think Sheva brachos jsut got more or less akward on wednesday night?