chaim is funny

just to give some backround info. we are waiting for ta to begin our c and g feast. then we are going to teaneck. that being said charles is funny. i dont want to steal his thunder but next time you speak to him ask him about his new blog.

Things you should and should not be doing

You should be enjoying Ice cream while mommy is still paying for it, you should not be going on a diet.

You should be cleaning up the extra room for when I come to Israel, you should not be expecting a new sheitel.

You should pick up when I call you at 8:15 every morning, you should not call me when I'm in work.

If I think of anything else Ill post it as comments

*this post was not posted to any one person of our family in particular (not the one who called Mindy to say she is not even eating low fat frozen yogurt anymore)

what a spread

mindt glaser had a shiur in her house tonite and asked me to come just in case no one lse would show up. not only was every seat taken but so was the couch and 2 ppl on the stairs. so she didint need me. rav forst spoke so it was a great shiur. but what i am really writting about is the fact that she had a spread that would make her mother proud. i was the last to leave as i hung out with mindy and rivky afterwards. we were cracking up by the amount of food she went thru. i think ppl came bc they knew mindy is an awesome cook. i packed a goodie plate for my husband, hot peach cobbler, blueberry pie and chocolate cupcakes for the kids. she also had. pb balls, eclairs, brownies, fruit, 3 types of salads, and other stuff. not normal. gitty should be proud. also nice blog ma. we are waiting for you at home.

I'm not giving up

I had a long post last week and when I went to send it, it got deleted and I lost my cheyshek to try again. But hey, for you guys, it's worth another try. How do you know when its soon time to come home? A - when you start a new list of things you haxe to send for the next time. B - You are packing your dirty clothes that you're not going to wear anymore. C - It is time to watch the Jabowitz girls and for Mel and Bas to spend the next 24hours deciding what to do and what to talk about? D - When you open the fridge, you think to yourself, " should I save or throw out the half empty Helmans mayonnaise jar"? If you said, "All of the above" , the you are correct!
Love and miss you all.

Mom

Special Guest Adam Schachar (please dont tell anyone from yeshiva)

So I go over to the chosson and kallah to say mazal tov. Tzvi smiles and says thank you so much for coming. I wish him mazal tov and tell him i have to give him a kiss from Moshe Chaim (he kisses everyone). As I'm saying Chaim he unexpectedly moves his cheek towards my lips. I BIT THE CHOSSON. Try hit with your hand, move your hand towards your mouth as you say chaim and your teeth graze your hand. I looked at his cheek afterwards and there were no teethmarks.

taking a poll do you think Sheva brachos jsut got more or less akward on wednesday night?

I fell in the mud

I was walking into Joels bungalow and their was a skunk on the top of the teps. I said "oh shoot" and started to run and continued to slip and fall face furst in the mud. I looked like ruch after eating chocolate ice cream. My pants, shirt, jacket (the shidduch one) were all covered. So I had to wear on sunday (today) to camp hasc the only things I had left. NCSY polo that I had in my car, White shorts (just bought in wal-mart), crocs with no socks, and a KOC (kids of courage) hat. When I went to HASC I looked sooooo cool. Too bad cough, cough couldn't see it.

Oh wait she did, she came for visiting day also.

I should really blog more often... chaim G out.

Bassie on the ipad

Hello everyone, it's tanta basis on mommy ipdad. I'm. It really sure how to work this thing. The kids are by the ice cream store and I have nothing to say to my husband. Anyoway, I'm sure the house is nit going to look this clean In the next twenty minutes. I don't know how to erase or go back. Have a great shabsoos, bus

Sick day - very boring

At least I started on the sharmel website (this is a very ruff draft)

http://yismichu.org/shamsham/sharmeltry1.html

rumbles abc 001.AVI

pomegranate

adam and i are going on a road trip to flatbush today. we are going to find random things to eat in pomegranate. iyh ill let you know how it goes. btw, where is bassie???

STONE

I just got back from machaneh stone. For the car ride we took all the caps extra meat leftovers. An assortment of cold eggrolls, cold onion rings, and cold buffalo wings. umm umm good. Being that I am unable to eat meat the next week dinners should get creative, Ill keep you posted.

Stone was great, not so much as I remembered it (I felt really old).

only simchas

4 mazel tov shout outs:
1. chaim and emma on thier enegagement. chavi wants a new dress. i dont know if she will be invited but she wants a new one regardless. do u think we can get her to be a flower girl? how much would she love that??
2. esther p on her first pair of shoes. ok, i dont know if that actually happened but it was about to go down when i last spoke to ma
3. my 2 older children for finally getting off the steps of my in laws pool and actually swimming [they were wearing floaties]
4. most importantly ta for surviving another visiting day without ma. spoke to him at 5:20 and he was just leaving and sounded wiped.

mailman/ ta the coolest member of the family?

my kids call chaim g the mailman. im not sure why. any suggestions. also you have to hear rumbles say chaim g, its very cute. chavi came home from camp yesterday all exctied. apparently there was a hatzalah call some where along the way to camp and she only wanted to call ta and tell him. yos, who was standing near by asked "why does zaidy drive a police car?". i guess ta is much cooler then we all thought.

Mikey

Mickey called my house many times, hes sick. Does a/o know his bunk number so we can email him? Bas

infomercials

i bought adam a magic bullet for his birthday. i dont think i hae ever seen him so excited about anything. ill let you know what interesting he [and charles] concoct.

VV adventure

I ended up sleeping in VV last night. The mother went over to me, "is your mother Naomi Gross, you know she started the minyenet here".

did you know....

that according to 1010wins today is going to be the hottest day since 1999. it amy even break the record of 101 set for that day. i dont want to hear any complaining about the heat from across the ocean.

Decorations

I decorated Ma and Tas Pad. I included the olam in it.... the shachars are in kollel so Ill be M'vatar on the seven shek. Mikeys in camp so i guess ill also be m'vater on his money. Chaim, please send the money asap.

Mommy in kollel today so im not sure ill see her.

Keep posting team, bj