Funnies from Mr. Bass's class

We were learning about urine today in science so Mr. Bass asked someone if they would volunteer to take a urine sample, so we can learn about how to test for diseases in urine. He picks on someone and 2 minutes later he comes back with a cup full of pee. ( i was gonna right urine instead of pee but i think chaim can handle it) Anyways he starts doing the test and so far he passed the HIV test and the red blood cell test, but when he gets to the sugar he's positive (which means he has diabetes) this kid starts flipping out and is basically in tears, so mr bass tries lighting things up and says as a joke "why dont you taste it to see if theres sugar in it" now this kid isn't the redest apple on the tree so, unbelievable, indescribably, unhumanly drinks it. were on the floor laughing so hard i thought chaim said one of his jokes (not) he then spits it out and knocks over the cup of urine all over the counter. now everyones dying, but the truth is it was all a joke and the teacher and the kid were in on it the whole time, it was still hilarious though :)