BTW, made chatzos!

Flannels

Every time I fold pajam pants Roch asks me "Uncle Chaims?"
Why is it Roch associates flannels with Uncle Chaim g?
Good Shabbos from all of the J's!

bum

chaim is alseep on the grass in my backyard with all three kids running around him. they think its the funniest thing on earth. on to other news. it seems that mikey really suffered this week with ma and ta being away. who remembers when ma and ta used to go away and we had to fight for the tv in the den b/c bubby and zaidy had to watch jeopardy and wheel of fortune? i think we also had sushi and chosen every nite. :)

Yom Ha'atzmuat Pictures

May we be zocheh to celebrate many more together. AMEN.

chaim, how do i cut and pase to ut things on the blog?

Security Breach

Every evening when coming into the dorms the security guard asks to see my ID. Tonight I went swimming and after swimming I went to the caf store and bought myself a box of entamans cookies (no better snack after exercising). I walked into my Dorm building and instead of showing my ID, I offered him a cookie. It worked. Stay tuned next week when I try it on airline security.

Superman

I bikerode 42 miles today in 2 hours and 8 minutes on hill mode. BH my legs are feeling fine but my bum is bothering me. Does anyone have any suggestions for race day?

Chaim making fun of my Chatzos emails-

Please let me know if you want to start receiving after being inspired by reading an actual email from the queen of chatzos herself!! - I still remember the week I did chatzos for the first time. I haven't looked back since. For all the new members who came to my lecture in Baltimore, and then signed up, it doesn't matter whether you "made chatzos" or not. What matters is that you took immediate action! You took a step forward and joined the group. Some of you may have taken baby steps, others of you have already contributed your wisdom to the group, and others of you may have even made chatzos this week. What I know is that Hashem LOVES you for your commitment, and to all of you, new members, and long-timers, you have my heart.

Good Shabbos

Heres one for the website Chaim

Funnies from Mr. Bass's class

We were learning about urine today in science so Mr. Bass asked someone if they would volunteer to take a urine sample, so we can learn about how to test for diseases in urine. He picks on someone and 2 minutes later he comes back with a cup full of pee. ( i was gonna right urine instead of pee but i think chaim can handle it) Anyways he starts doing the test and so far he passed the HIV test and the red blood cell test, but when he gets to the sugar he's positive (which means he has diabetes) this kid starts flipping out and is basically in tears, so mr bass tries lighting things up and says as a joke "why dont you taste it to see if theres sugar in it" now this kid isn't the redest apple on the tree so, unbelievable, indescribably, unhumanly drinks it. were on the floor laughing so hard i thought chaim said one of his jokes (not) he then spits it out and knocks over the cup of urine all over the counter. now everyones dying, but the truth is it was all a joke and the teacher and the kid were in on it the whole time, it was still hilarious though :)

A question for the oylam

Why is it whenever I walk down the street do people say "I have the perfect diet for your daughter?"JK Anyway, we are serving an orange soup this shabbos but its not orange soup. (Its lentil for all those are cuious)

Cant wait to see the new bubble machine, BJ

A question for girls

Why is it that when a friend of mine and his girlfriend are walking down the street and I wave (or say hi) the girl turns to the boy and says "I know the perfect girl for him" or "I know who he is going to marry" or "He is so shiach for my friend ...". Is there something special about my wave? How can they know so much about me from such a simple gesture? Ladies, I'm waiting for a response.

PS - on kids woot their is a bubble machine, can I get it please? (I will be home this summer and am looking for some activities to keep myself occupied) (It says 5000 bubbles a minute, If each bubble costs a cent it pays for itself in 15 seconds)

Celebrating the proper way

Today we celebrated Yom Ha'atzmaut the way Ben Gorion would have wanted us to. We had a large bbq, a co-ed concert, and no torah within miles. If only more holidays were like Yom Ha'atzmaut.

Chaim Called..................

And Said "chag samech, reishit smicha geulatinu"

MC being Mivatel Torah

why does Rumbles look like a hunter?

On another note, my finance teacher was telling us how moses was a military expert and they needed to be in the desert for forty years to prepare for their battles. I asked him since he knows so much about torah should we call him rabbi Nahm (he is korean) he responded no and then asked if I was single. I said yes and he told me I should go out with an asian girl because I was so funny and asian girls love boys with a sense of humor. So... does anyone know anyone?

Regards from Tapeman

Bought 2 Baruch Levine CDs.

Rosh Chodesh Iyar

Guess who was the chazanit for Hallel at Amen this morning? Just add it to the list of firsts. You didn't know you had such a talented Mother/shvig!!

rumbles new shoes

finally!!!! mommy and i took rumbles for his first pair of shoes on tuesday. they are a sneaker/sandal. and of course they are geox b/c my kids have stinky feet. check your emails for additional photos. also, i like chaims idea of racing up belfer. i think if roch gets here she can lose some additional inches by joining the race.

Best Idea Ever (x2)

A race up Belfer Hall. 20 Guys 16 floors and many video cameras to capture the action. Meeting with YU security tomorrow.

WELCOME BACK TEAM

We arrived via. Bussiness class. All is well. RL is pushing her stroller and keeps on telling me shes going to Bubby. Bistama, if shell walk to Bubby shell loose a couple of inches on her waist line. Keep blogging, bassie j