Chaim making fun of my Chatzos emails-

Please let me know if you want to start receiving after being inspired by reading an actual email from the queen of chatzos herself!! - I still remember the week I did chatzos for the first time. I haven't looked back since. For all the new members who came to my lecture in Baltimore, and then signed up, it doesn't matter whether you "made chatzos" or not. What matters is that you took immediate action! You took a step forward and joined the group. Some of you may have taken baby steps, others of you have already contributed your wisdom to the group, and others of you may have even made chatzos this week. What I know is that Hashem LOVES you for your commitment, and to all of you, new members, and long-timers, you have my heart.

Good Shabbos

Heres one for the website Chaim

Funnies from Mr. Bass's class

We were learning about urine today in science so Mr. Bass asked someone if they would volunteer to take a urine sample, so we can learn about how to test for diseases in urine. He picks on someone and 2 minutes later he comes back with a cup full of pee. ( i was gonna right urine instead of pee but i think chaim can handle it) Anyways he starts doing the test and so far he passed the HIV test and the red blood cell test, but when he gets to the sugar he's positive (which means he has diabetes) this kid starts flipping out and is basically in tears, so mr bass tries lighting things up and says as a joke "why dont you taste it to see if theres sugar in it" now this kid isn't the redest apple on the tree so, unbelievable, indescribably, unhumanly drinks it. were on the floor laughing so hard i thought chaim said one of his jokes (not) he then spits it out and knocks over the cup of urine all over the counter. now everyones dying, but the truth is it was all a joke and the teacher and the kid were in on it the whole time, it was still hilarious though :)

A question for the oylam

Why is it whenever I walk down the street do people say "I have the perfect diet for your daughter?"JK Anyway, we are serving an orange soup this shabbos but its not orange soup. (Its lentil for all those are cuious)

Cant wait to see the new bubble machine, BJ

A question for girls

Why is it that when a friend of mine and his girlfriend are walking down the street and I wave (or say hi) the girl turns to the boy and says "I know the perfect girl for him" or "I know who he is going to marry" or "He is so shiach for my friend ...". Is there something special about my wave? How can they know so much about me from such a simple gesture? Ladies, I'm waiting for a response.

PS - on kids woot their is a bubble machine, can I get it please? (I will be home this summer and am looking for some activities to keep myself occupied) (It says 5000 bubbles a minute, If each bubble costs a cent it pays for itself in 15 seconds)

Celebrating the proper way

Today we celebrated Yom Ha'atzmaut the way Ben Gorion would have wanted us to. We had a large bbq, a co-ed concert, and no torah within miles. If only more holidays were like Yom Ha'atzmaut.

Chaim Called..................

And Said "chag samech, reishit smicha geulatinu"