I stepped in poo

Thank G-d i was wearing shoes

Personal Chef

Today for lunch i made pizza with: sauce (the fancy kind, because us Gross's are very fancy), cheese, we then made an equator thing down the middle, on Mommy's side: cut up broccoli, and veggie pepperoni (experiment #1), on the favorite child's side: half of it just sauce, on the other half: cheese, garlic powder, onion powder, crushed red pepper, Italian seasoning, pickles (experiment #2), and hearts of palm. (experiment #3) thats all for now, may hashem grant all your wishes, and listen to your tefillahs good bye............

What a shabbos!

V'hamvin Y'avin.

Sacks-a- tone '09

This shabbos I had the Zchus of spending shabbos with Rav Sacks shlita (aka The Rosh Yeshiva). We davened in his shul and got put up with random families in the community (Eitan Buchbinder and I shared a basement of an empty house and forgot the code but that story is for another time). Friday night The Rosh Yeshiva sat in the middle of the table and i happened to be sitting a one end and our shiur captain Rafi Abraham was sitting at the other. We were all enjoying our soup when Rafi turns to The Rosh Yeshiva and says "You know Chaim has a very creative name for the shabbaton" and the entire table (already cracking up) turns to look at me. I look back at Rafi with a straight face and respond "I'm not sure exactly what it is Rafi, by any chance do you remember" when everyone continued to lose it. I left him out there for a good minute until i was worried their was no blood left in the rest of his body being that his face was so red and I explained to Rav Sacks it was called the Rav Sacks-a-tone. On cue he turns to his wife and says "We have a leibidig bunch this year". I was just glad i was able to add something to the shabbos.

PS - In the Q&A session at the end i asked The Rosh Yeshiva about Shidduch Vision, he first wanted to know what was wrong with a phone and remarked "I guess it is great if all you care about is the externals"

Great shabbaton all around more highlights will follow

What Do Yeshiva Bachrim Do After MIshmar

Flash Back From Shaalvim Thursday Nights with me Pruss and Shteingart

Did anyone loose anything?

If you did, its probally in Esther P's mouth. B''H EP has really started to crawl this week. I have found many things in her mouth (the brown part of the onion, a peice of glass) the only thing that cant fit in her mouth is Rochel. Were having a busy shabbos.

menu-
tri clor gefilta
orange soup from the freezer
chicken
chulent
apple kugel
yerushalmi kugel
salad
yeshiva desert made from richs whips

have a great shabbos. i would say i love u all but i cant keep track whose following the blog.

busta

az

yosef for some reasons is obsessed with this little toy. he walks around all day with it. until last week it had no name. friday morning he wakes up and keeps asking for AZ. i have no clue what he is talking about. then he pulls out this toy from the toy box and says "heres az!". coincidential that we saw the rapps family the day before? i think not. chavi has a doll named baby tatty and now yosef has a mini lemon figure named az.