Mikey's worst nightmare

Chaim G is officially on Facebook

nothing

really nothing to blog about but feel bad bc no one has posted in a few days. my kids have been home since the 18th which has made life here very exciting. bh camp starts tomorrow and the kids are pumped. im not sure if rumbles will be happy or sad to have them gone we shall see. ok this post is boring so im gonna stop. everyone have a great day.

My new movie

http://vimeo.com/12844471

Roch and EP

I overheard this converasation takeing place b/w my two daughters...........
EP: Baya, Baya
RL: (screaming at esther) Its not baya, its mommy
****repeated itself around 8 times

new and improved yos

Just checking in.........

Nothign exciting doing around the J's. Were going to PT today with Esther and then I have a Doctors apointment. Bus

Table for Eight a Success

Just got a call from Betty Pearlman. One of the guys are interested in one of the girls! How awesome!

The pressures all on me!

(Mommy please dont read this......)
Siblings, Mommy is arriving in e"y on her 5oth b-day, what r we doing?
Im getting all nervous that Im going to have to pull s/t off....
bus

Hatzlacha Mikey!

We are sorry we wont be able to make it tonight!
Mazel tov, The J's

I love my job

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOxHw1X_cHY

11 more months to my graduation

we can have a combined sheva brachos and graduation party (I want double the amount of marquis gear being that it is for me and my wife)

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Birthday List

10. For me not to be the center of everyone's blog jokes.

9. A phone conversation with Rochel Leah that lasts more then 15 seconds.

8. A phone conversation with Chavi without here asking me if I'm Jewish, or allergic to apple kugel.

7. A phone conversation with Yosef that doesn't sound like the phone conversation i had with Chavi just the minute beforehand.

6. The Suzuki AX1012 video glasses (Not the ipod tx1400 3d glasses, thats there older model, Batya).

5. For someone to comment on my blogpost......finally

Can't think of anything else at the moment.........

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Does anyone have anyother lunch suggestions?

Birthday Presents

I have two weight comments....

1) Today I was on the phone with Chaim G and in the middle of our conversation (which is usually a lenghty one) RL asked me what something was and I tole her " a roll" and Chaim asked me if she was pointing to her stomach

2) 200 pounds

Bassie J who is ready my midnight

hak

bas has good hak. why has she not blogged about it yet is a good question.

When am I going to be allowed to start dating

Just in case you were curious mom, the first girl I'm going to go out with we already went out and broke up so you can like her right off the back (or is the saying bat).

babysitter

does anyone want to baby sit thursday nite so adam and i can go out for my bday? [im getting my duck gnocci from my top 10 list]. on a side note i want a bday cake [preferably a fro yo one] with my picture on it. but i want the pic to be from before i was married when i was a size 4 and half way cared what i looked like. i think eating a pretty picture of me is better then eating a pregnant picture of me. better yet make it a picture of a container of haagen daaz coffee ice cream that way when i eat my cholov yisroel cake it may actually taste good.

2 things

1. i am changing one of my top 10 to making hewlees cholov yisroel. i was by the orthodontist today which is around the corner from station yogurt and all i wanted was a coffee hewlee.
2. i had c and g for dinner for the second time in 8 days. i feel like a horse and i believe i have so much mexican food flowing thru my veins i think i could speak fluent spanish.

I got rocked today

We had a big synagogue services team meeting today. The other intern took 6 pages of notes within the first hour and I was still on my first page of doodles. (I'm sure mine were funnier). At least I thought of a great idea during the meeting. I bought myself two in one soap and shampoo and a loofa and am going to try to loofa my head tonight. Ill let everyone knows how it goes.

Sorry no list, but my birthday is not in june

If a/o speaks to m.c...........

tell him what i really want for my birthday is my sheitel cut. b/c, i was really hoping to have a new sheitel before my 5th wedding anniversery but chaim appears to be taking his time (or mommy is making chaim take his time)

p.s. ma, if i knew abt the competition i would have made my funny, bas

Top 10 for the BIG 5-0

1. Chazanit at Amen for a two day Rosh Chodesh

2. To be ready for Chatzot on Tuesday

3. Rabbi Frand and Rabbi Fohrman retreat in Baltimore in August

4. Alaskan Cruise for my 25th wedding anniversary

5. Alaskan Cruise for my 30th wedding anniversary

6. A picture of my grandchildren all looking at the camera at the same time, smiling

7. A picture of my children ( including my 2 favorite sons-in-law) all looking at the camera at the same time, smiling

8. It's late. Let's see which of my children can come up with the funniest/original last 3. Good night. Love you all.

Mom

P.S. I'm the judge. Whoever comes up with the best answer, will get treated to a muffin and ice coffee from Toddy's (or Sams)!

top 10 for the big 2-7

10. if my in laws call i want marquis apparel
9. julie to come back
8. someone to take my kids for 3 nights
7. someone to take my kids for 3 days [does not need to correspond to the 3 nights]
6. 70 degree weather till the end of october
5. the cool i pod thing that bassie wants
4. a bubble maker [chaim and mikey could fight over who buys it for me]
3. to tah along with mikey on one of his yearly cirque du soleil trips
2. duck gnocchi from mikes bistro
1. tickets to eretz yisroel, someone to watch my kids while i go and full service at ma and ta's apt

Top 10 List for the big 2-5!

1) Cash***
2) Graduation party***
3) IPOD tx1400 3d glasses***
4) 25 ice coffes from Sam Bagels
5) 25 muffins from cental perk
6) cleaning lady (doesnt have to be 25x, it can just be mommy)
7) 25 minutes of my husbands time
8) babysitter
9) a/c for my bedroom
10) RL to go to sleep by 9:00

* cards can be mailed to Batya J 5 meno livna ramat eshkol jerusalem 97758

*** Hameven Yaven

Shaylah

I got this email today: Shalom Everyone. It’s a payday Friday, which means its clean out the refrigerators day. Please be sure to remove all you edibles in the fridge before 12 noon as any remaining items will be disposed of.

If im not getting paid do I need to take my stuff out of the fridge?

trying to leave work

Today I worked on making a fake facebook page. Being that my boss wasn't in work today (she had a conference) I wanted to print it out so I can show it to her tomorrow. So im here, overtime (is there overtime if your not getting paid) waiting for it to print. its been 15 minutes and counting.